Write an entertaining response to a spammer pitching "sales outreach" that wastes their time, but doesn't seem too stupid

Sure thing! Here is a response: "Dear esteemed spammer, Thank you so much for reaching out to me about your amazing sales outreach services. I must say, I am truly intrigued. However, I'm afraid I must decline your offer. You see, I recently inherited a small fortune and have decided to retire from the rat race of sales. I'll be spending my days sipping cocktails on the beach and enjoying my newfound wealth. But fear not, I have a friend who may be interested in your services. His name is Chad and he works at a call center selling timeshares. I'm sure he would love to improve his sales outreach techniques. Here is his contact information: Chad Thompson 555-555-5555 \[email protected\] I'm sure he would be thrilled to hear from you and learn all about your amazing sales outreach methods. Best of luck in your endeavors, \[Your name\]"